From the Amazon review:
“Throughout my life, I’ve spent time trying to find the a set of lefty clubs for golf that weren’t an arm and a leg, or a lefty mitt that wasn’t terrible… or delt with right handed desks in school, and reading left to right and consequently writing left to right causing my hand to smear the ink/pencil, not to forget scissors, and spiral ring binders (curse you spiral binders)… to power tools… well you get the point. My entire life righty has kept me down!

Righty has done so, because he knows I’m better than him. I also think the availability issue another reviewer makes mention of (searching his entire life for the book that undoubtedly saved him from righty as a child) is a conspiracy! Righty doesn’t want you to know how much better you are, because that gives you power! Power righty doesn’t want you to have!

Righty has discriminated against us long enough; lefties it’s time to come together and purchase every left handed person you know a copy of this book so we can begin our uprising and take our place in history as the leftful (see what I did there?) rulers of the world”!